which might be cute and even
a little funny if only grace was
merely a metaphysical principle
or a way to handle things, and not
a 53-year-old woman on her way
to work. I rear-ended Grace today,
got distracted by the radio,
couldn’t hit the brakes in time.
You might think that rear-ending
Grace would result in an explosion
of elegance or a shower of
redemption, but all I got from it was
a smashed bumper, a thumping heart,
and an increased premium. I rear-ended